Archive for September, 2006

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The lady doth protest too much, methinks

23 Sep 2006

Way back when I was a student semi-activist and used to care about stuff, I spent one Saturday afternoon going to a very interesting protest rally.

The story was, a small group of skinheads had organised a little march to promote hatred, racism, bad haircuts, leather appreciation and whatever else it was they stood for. Having got wind of this, a vast coalition of lefties, Trots, hippies, socialists, ferals and a couple of left-wing Zionist (it’s not a contradiction in terms) youth groups decided they’d show up in bigger numbers, thus demonstrating this sort of thing - having a non-left-wing opinion, freedom of speech, etc. - just wasn’t on.

I found it odd, as a representative of my campus Jew crew, to be on the same side of an issue as our local international socialists group, which was certainly a rare occurrence. At this protest, the infamous chief trot was conspicuously swinging about a hefty piece of two by four, just in case things got heavy. (I suspect he was rather hoping they would. A quick Google reveals he has since swapped carpentry for publishing and blogging.)

Things started out fairly innocuously. Read the rest of this entry ?

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Template for health-related media story

23 Sep 2006

A survey commissioned by [not disinterested party, usually a group of healthcare professionals] has found Australia’s [healthcare type] services are woefully inadequate. Approximately [x billion] Australians are on the waiting list for [healthcare type] services, which leads to [all sorts of negative consequences].

[The not disinterested party] called for [healthcare type] federal funding to be boosted, especially in [rural and regional areas/indigenous communities/outer suburbs with lots of young families/marginal electorates].

Federal health minister [Tony Abbott] blamed the state governments.

“It’s not our responsibility; the state governments decide how to allocate health spending. Why don’t you whinge to them instead?” the [wingnut-eared cunt] told [Alan Jones/Sky News/The Daily Terror].

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Ride the consumer wankfest all the way to hell

1 Sep 2006

Everyone who’s been to a conference or awards night of some description will be familiar with the bag of (usually heavily branded) thoctchkes the event’s sponsors give away. Celebrity guests at the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards will receive a set of slightly less tacky freebies, the details of which can be found in this press release. Here are 10 reasons why this press release signals the imminent collapse of Western society:

  1. The use of the word “gift” as a verb, as in “Actifirm will be gifting”.
  2. Mangled grammar, as in “Bespoke Labs T3 is offering their Narrow Wet-or-Dry-iron”.
  3. The oxymoronic phrase “fashion necessities”. Fashion is, by definition, not necessary.
  4. The Bacardi team of noted mixologists (who make cocktails, apparently).
  5. American celebrities are so dumb they don’t realise Burberry has been made utterly unfashionable by chavs in the UK. Read the rest of this entry ?