Archive for October, 2006

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A meaty issue

26 Oct 2006

Utterly predictable outrage and blowhardery today after The Australian reported comments by the ever controversial and inconsistently spelled Sheikh Taj el-Din al-Hilaly in a sermon during Ramadan to the effect that women who dressed immodestly only had themselves to blame for being preyed upon by lascivious men. The Sheikh unfortunately chose an analogy of meat and hungry animals. Charming, to be sure.

Sex Discrimination Commissioner Pru Goward said he should be sacked and deported, the PM and everyone else said this sort of thing wasn’t on, Keysar Trad was wheeled out once again to explain how the comments were taken out of context and obviously didn’t mean what everyone thought they did and Sheikh Al-Hilaly did the manly thing and apologised . . . sort of.

It only took about 15 seconds before the conservative lynch mob started howling. Expect to see a swag of me-too right wingers trying to outdo each other for being more virulently anti-Muslim in tomorrow’s papers, all telling us how this demonstrates how Islam is incompatible with our modern, enlightened society.

Bull-fucking-shit

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Did Shakespeare work in customer service?

19 Oct 2006

For every trifle are they set upon me;
Sometime like apes that mow and chatter at me
And after bite me, then like hedgehogs which
Lie tumbling in my barefoot way and mount
Their pricks at my footfall; sometime am I
All wound with adders who with cloven tongues
Do hiss me into madness.

- Caliban, The Tempest, Act II, Scene II

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Romantic pictures for no good reason

15 Oct 2006

Ah, copyright shmopyright. Yes, it’s another random image* gallery.

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*images selected from recent livejournal posts.

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Note to self

14 Oct 2006

Decoder Ring’s soundtrack for the movie Somersault still makes me melancholy after two years.

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Only in Newtown

12 Oct 2006

Wandering home from the pub munching on some chocolate and a cab pulls up in front of me. The driver asks for directions to a street I didn’t know. I recognise the passenger as the lead singer in a band I’ve seen live a few times. She says her phone is dead and she can’t contact her friend and asks if I live nearby and have a Nokia charger. As it happens the answer is yes to both, she tells me to get in and I direct the cabbie to my place. The fare on the meter is already hefty; apparently they have been driving around for half an hour trying to find the place.

The cabbie waits outside and she follows me into my house, obviously a bit wobbly, plugs in the phone and waits for it to come to life. In the meantime, I tell her I’ve seen her band and she’s surprised but very pleased. She calls her friend, who gives me directions. She tells her friend I’m some totally random but lovely guy. On the way out, she keeps saying what a nice house I have.

I direct the cabbie to her friend’s place, which is convoluted . . . it’s Newtown after all. On the way she hands me a cabcharge slip. She tells me I must come to their next gig. We get there and the friend comes out and takes her inside. Then the cabbie takes me home and I sign for the now very large fare. That’ll take some explaining back at the office, I’m sure.

I wonder if she’ll remember me.

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Business as usual

12 Oct 2006

The Sydney Morning Herald has launched a new lifestyles site that covers “sex, food, parenting, celebrities, beauty, fashion, health and decorating”.

How is that any different to the rest of the website?

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Generation Y(awn)

5 Oct 2006

Spruiking her credentials as someone who is in touch with the hip, the now and the youth of today (unlike me), Sydney University media and communications lecturer Kate Crawford has told us to stop believing the stereotype that today’s kiddies aren’t political.

Sure they don’t join political parties or unions and don’t vote in any appreciable pattern, but that doesn’t make them apolitical.

As the sociologist Ulrich Beck notes, people are “involved more than ever before in a wide range of activities that precisely criticise and challenge institutions and elites”. There are community campaigns, global boycotts and countless forms of media activism.

And because Crawford is a bleeding edge media commentator who is a week and a half ahead of the latest trends, she bangs on about blogs being the paramount of non-traditional political activism. Read the rest of this entry ?

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PR 101 for reality TV shows

3 Oct 2006
  1. Get some idiot to say something offensive or controversial.
  2. Ensure controversial statement offends someone who has a fairly organised lobby group.
  3. Lobby group will, with only the best of intentions of raising awareness of its particular barrow, issue a public statement demanding an apology.
  4. Don’t apologise. Draw out the process for as long as possible without issuing an apology until the media gets bored.
  5. Reap free publicity, even on your competitors’ news services.
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Parklife was parkshite

2 Oct 2006

It’ll be hard to write this without sounding like a boring old geezer complaining about how the young people these days dress funny and listen to awful music that sounds like noise. So I won’t bother trying.

Young people these days dress funny and listen to awful music that sounds like noise. At least this is the impression I got from Parkshite yesterday.

That top-secret government Paris Hilton cloning project is obviously going great guns. And the country’s hairdresser skills shortage has reached crisis judging by the obligatory two choices of topiary - fauxhawk or longish and unkempt - on all the young men. (Obviously this crisis requires urgent federal funding.) The young men were also uniformly dorky and about half of them wore t-shirts with funny slogans that weren’t funny.

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